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How have you been, haven't seen you around these parts as of late?

i got a job where i work 9-6 and it’s for an it firm, so i know they’re watching and um…i have a lot of porn on this blog. also my relationship ended and since the ex-boyfriend knows about this tumblr, i’ve been keeping fairly quiet.

as for my life, i’ve been working, going on dates, seeing a lot of shows, going to a lot of parties and drinking. it’s a life.

OKAY, EVERYBODY. We’re making a census for Potter heads on Tumblr. We’re going to try to count exactly how many Potter heads are on Tumblr for 2011. All you have to do is RE-BLOG THIS if you are a Potter head.
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pride for maryland so hard right now.

cardboardseats:

pride for maryland so hard right now.

can someone explain to me why top super roll was invented?

did some ludicrus excuse for a human being really say “let’s make a tobacco that is essentially kindling. i want to smoke a 30-second cigarette.”

jesus. bodegas stop carrying it please, i beg you. it’s not real!

two things that shouldn’t be related but are

1. job interviews
2. first dates

sidebar: i have become incredibly good at both.

my weed should have been here by now

come on people, i have a lease to sign!

eta: in new york, everything gets delivered. including your marijuana.

i am so ungodly lonely

oh my god. every night.

i can’t pack any more

i found a perfectly good clonazepam behind the couch when i was cleaning. down the hatch and no more packing for little old me.